If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
(Source: nontarian, via livelaughloveandtumble)
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
(Source: nontarian, via livelaughloveandtumble)
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
(Source: katorade27, via tanyuur)
throwing gangsters off of roofs to see how fly they really are
(Source: hashgag, via forever-in-lovewithcats)
people are following me probably thinking im cool
truth is
you are completely right
(via forever-in-lovewithcats)
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“lol ok”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
(via vickified)
the funny thing about tumblr is we all wanna be friends but we dont know how to be
(via diananguyenn)