If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

(Source: nontarian, via livelaughloveandtumble)

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

(Source: katorade27, via tanyuur)

orange-lights:

throwing gangsters off of roofs to see how fly they really are

(Source: hashgag, via forever-in-lovewithcats)

corncop:

people are following me probably thinking im cool

truth is 

you are completely right

(via forever-in-lovewithcats)

• my sister: if you were in the hunger games, your name would be fatniss

sextbook:

cause of death: hypothermia from being too cool

(via cheeseburqers)

ticktocksheep:

“Hey, buy me this thing”

“lol ok”

“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”

(via vickified)

cryingbecausemerlin:

the funny thing about tumblr is we all wanna be friends but we dont know how to be

(via diananguyenn)